so a few days ago in my English class this guy I know was being a total dick and making sexist jokes and one of them was “Hey you wanna hear a joke? Women’s rights!” And so I turned around and with like no hesitation whatsoever I just burst out with “Hey man you wanna hear a joke? Your penis.”
And like the entire class was silent until this one guy just goes “Deeeeaaayum, son.”
The worst thing a guy can do to a girl is tell her he loves her and not mean it.
There’s only one thing I want to take from you that nobody else can…. Your last name 😏
But then I remember that it’s ME who you want in your bed and that’s where I am. That’s not where they are. You want me here and I’m so glad about that. I never want to be anywhere else.
I get so jealous when you like other girls’ pictures. Call me crazy, but if I had my way, I’d delete them all. Yeah I’m crazy. Just crazy about you.
I could go anywhere with you and probably be happy
Where you are is where I want to be
Two of the worst feelings in the entire world are being replaced an not being good enough
